by @davanac

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18. You have your real name legally changed to your @twitterName.

19. Obama and Kevin Rose follow you…and DM you when they need advice.

41. Twitter’s business model depends on your tweets. Either that, or they get money from Greenpeace for saving the Fail Whale.

59. You type e-mails and just hit ENTER - then wonder why it didn’t go.

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